The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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