your thong is hanging out like whoa
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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