He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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