its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
