I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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