Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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