:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
