I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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