yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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