doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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