What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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