they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
