STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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