i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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