Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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