craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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