I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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