My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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