Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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