So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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