your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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