Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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