walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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