do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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