You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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