i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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