# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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