she was so not down for the gang bang
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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