You're my little dorito
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
