We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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