if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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