through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Everclear isn't food dammit
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
