I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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