I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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