If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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