I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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