she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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