turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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