But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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