That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm at about main and main street
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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