Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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