There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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