jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Floor bacon is actually really good
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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