D3 body, D1 cock
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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