Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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