And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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