I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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