Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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