I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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