So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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