There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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