You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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