Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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