I wanna bring you to show and tell
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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