I need help removing her.
one might say we're banned from that church
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
