how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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