Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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