Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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