i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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