if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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